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Flower and Garnet 2 (Movie Post): Polls

The polls on the previous post refused to work no matter how many times I tinkered with the code. So they are re-posted here.


Poll #1408244 Flower and Garnet

Overall Rating

Brilliant, illuminating, insightful, changed my life!
2(9.5%)
Very, very good.
16(76.2%)
Better than watching the news.
2(9.5%)
I stayed awake.
1(4.8%)
I didn't.
0(0.0%)

Violence

So there were guns. No one got hurt. A lot.
3(14.3%)
Guns were fired, but still, nothing to worry about.
4(19.0%)
Guns were fired and it was definitely something to worry about.
12(57.1%)
There were guns, people!
2(9.5%)
Bang, bang, BANG!
0(0.0%)

Humour

Oh, my sides!
0(0.0%)
Chuckle, chuckle.
1(4.8%)
I smiled a couple of times.
11(52.4%)
A little sombre.
8(38.1%)
Morose.
1(4.8%)

Sexual Content

Hot sexy goodness!
0(0.0%)
Some sex scenes (with nudity).
14(66.7%)
Some sex scenes (without nudity).
3(14.3%)
Family friendly.
2(9.5%)
Family First friendly (Uh - Australian Ultra-conservative political party. Work with me here).
0(0.0%)

Sexual Violence

Do the math. No sex + no violence = no sexual violence.
3(15.0%)
Watch it with kids.
3(15.0%)
Watch it with your folks.
12(60.0%)
Watch it with Marilyn Manson.
2(10.0%)
Watch it with the Manson family.
0(0.0%)



Poll #1408245 Ed Buttle

Character

Father of the year!
1(4.3%)
Has the best intentions.
1(4.3%)
A flawed individual.
11(47.8%)
Complicated. Very complicated.
4(17.4%)
Morally bankrupt.
0(0.0%)

How many people does he kill?

Everyone's still breathing by the end of the film.
11(47.8%)
One dead wife, but that was an accident. Apparently.
9(39.1%)
Sure it was an accident!
0(0.0%)
And that's just the wife we know about.
0(0.0%)
You don't see it in the movie, but after they walk out of that hospital the entire family goes on a killing spree.
1(4.3%)

Craziness

Keeping it together pretty well all things considered.
0(0.0%)
Emotionally distant, but otherwise fine.
6(26.1%)
Emotionally distant and cracking up slowly.
14(60.9%)
Crazy, but not as crazy as his son.
0(0.0%)
His batshit crazy kid has nothing on him!
1(4.3%)

Hotness

A very un-hot Callum. Who knew it was possible?
1(4.3%)
As always, a pleasure to look at no matter what he's wearing.
6(26.1%)
Tasty. Very tasty.
3(13.0%)
Two words: nude Callum!
4(17.4%)
NUDE CALLUM!
5(21.7%)

Queerness

Has two relationships in the film and they're both women. Sorry guys.
17(73.9%)
He's all too ready to break up with Barb. Blame it on the ex-wife or is he just not that into women?
0(0.0%)
He talks to another guy about underpants. That's kind of gay.
2(8.7%)
He seems to like guns - symbolic maybe?
1(4.3%)
That thing with Barb? Never gonna happen.
2(8.7%)

Tags: .genre: movie post, callum quotient: 75%, director: keith behrman, film: flower & garnet, year: 2002
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